Please celebrate your freedoms in a safe, respectful, compliant, tolerant, obedient, politically correct and docile manner, in accordance with Federal Law. Failure to do so is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $25,000 fine.
BEN AND BAWB'S BLOG- A blog of two brothers: published writers, gun nuts, former soldiers, and recovering Republicrats both. From the purple mountain majesties of Montana comes Bawb, bitterly clinging to God and his guns. From the fruited plain of Iowa comes Ben, a patriot Walter Mitty. Wielding the sacred power of the written word the way a three-year-old might wield his daddy's shotgun, these are their musings.*
Citizens,
ReplyDeleteAfter today's five minutes of hate, take your soma. Everything is going to be fine, just fine. Remember Big Brother is watching and he'll keep you safe.
Bawb, you should also mention that if you live in a state with paternalistic fireworks laws (like the People's Republik of Iowa), celebrating in a safe and appropriate manner means sparklers and sidewalk snakes only! And be sure the kiddies wear state-mandated goggles, face shields, leather welding aprons and gauntlets. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteHey, have a great day you guys.
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