Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Cabinet Posts

Although the election isn't over yet, it's never too early to start speculating about who the presidential candidates might appoint to their cabinets if elected. I have a few possible candidates for some of the posts.

Barack Obama Administration-

Secretary of Homeland Security:

Bill Ayers

Secretary of Defense:

Cindy Sheehan

Secretary of Veterans Affairs:

Jane Fonda

Department of Justice:

Barney Fife

Secretary of Treasury:

An exhumed Karl Marx

Lesser Posts-

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms:

Ted Kennedy (Alcohol Division), Bill Clinton (Stoogie Division), Sarah Brady (Firearms Division)

John McCain Administration-

(All federal agencies will be consolidated under the control of the newly formed "Department of Offense," thereby requiring only one cabinet post.)

Secretary of Offense (formerly Defense):

Either McCain himself, or the WOPR supercomputer from the movie "War Games"

Did I leave out any possible candidates? Your suggestions are appreciated.


Bawb said...

Don't forget that Obama will be greatly expanding the size of an already hopelessly bloated federal government. Some of the new cabinet posts will include The Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Plenty, the Ministry of Love and the Ministry of Truth. Ooops, never mind that last one. We already have it. It's called the Mainstream Media and it's headed up by Katie Couric.

Anonymous said...

If we'd had the "dream cabinet" you mentioned for the past eight years, I don't think they could have f***ed up this country as badly as your friend W.

Unknown said...

Great post! They are both such poor canidates. What I care more about is the congressional elections. The Constitution party could pick up some seats in both houses.