9) Freedom of political speech will be protected, except for the part about speaking freely about politics.
8) Jefferson Memorial will be converted into an Indian casino.
7) To rid politics of the corrupting influence of money, all political contributions will be confiscated and stored for "safekeeping" at McCain Reelection Headquarters.
6) Lincoln Memorial will be converted into overflow housing for the growing hordes of amnestied illegal aliens.
5) "Pussy" landing gear will be removed from Air Force One.
4) In order to keep the public from losing faith in its government, the public will be shot.
3) Whitehouse bathrooms will be stocked with two-ply, super-absorbent copies of the Constitution.
2) "Bunker-buster" nukes will be developed and used against NRA and ACLU headquarters.
1) [This one's up to you. Post your suggestions below.]