BARRY BEATS JESUS! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

Sorry to repeat a photo, but today's news makes it appropriate once again, due to the following story.

A recent Harris Poll, which did not give the respondents any official choices, asked some 2,634 Americans to spontaneously answer a question off the top of their heads. The question was who was/is the person they admire most and/or consider the most influential in history. The false Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, came in first place, surpassing the real Messiah, Jesus Christ, at number 2.

Yes, that's right folks, a large portion of our informed electorate thinks the Big O, who, when it comes right down to it, has accomplished absolutely nothing other than looking good and speaking well, is more important to mankind than the Son of God and our Lord and Savior. And to think I used to laugh at people who said Obama could be an anti-Christ. Okay boys and girls, let's give it another 2,000 years and ask this question again.

Moving on to the Republikrat side of the fence, it wasn't enough for the RNC to pick left-leaning anti-gun weenie Michael (Hey everybody! Look at our token black!) Steele to alienate the Gun Nut Vote. Now they have kooks like Jamie Ensley tyring to shove the Religious Right out the door as well.

Leader of a faction of GOP homosexuals known as the Georgia Log Cabin Republicans, Jamie Ensley peed on Steele's leg recently in regards to party platform ideals. The Christian group Americans for Truth was urging the RNC to rebuild its conservative base via a pro-traditional marriage stance. The tolerant and inclusive lefty Ensley called them "terrorists" and compared them to the Nazis.

Ensley added that Republikrats should endorse a provision in the stimulus package that would make anything a Christian says a hate-crime and would provide funding for cattle cars. "When we send them to the camps, that will show those darn Nazis how intolerant they are!" Ensley said.

Chairman Steele commented, "We here at the RNC are doing our best to ensure that the 2012 elections will be a fiasco on par with Pearl Harbor and Dieppe for the Republicans! We encourage participation from all GOP members, as long as that participation amounts to sending us lots more money, shutting up, and toeing the line."

Um, the GOP is different from the Liberals just how again? Keep on grabbin' that electrified cupcake there, Bart Simpson.

In a glimmer of hope a Mainstream Media reporter, CNBC's soon-to-be out-of-work Rick Santelli, rather than any member of the GOP, forcefully and hilariously called the Big O and his minions out on some of the "stimulus". In my condensed version, basically he just told the truth that Barry S's anti-foreclosure plan does nothing more than transfer wealth in a manner which punishes achievers and rewards deadbeats.

And, of course, it will be about as effective as trying to raise the water level in the shallow end of the swimming pool by bailing it out of the deep end.

Blasphemously, Santelli even suggested that We the People be allowed to participate in the law-making process! "How about this, Mr. President and new administration. Why don’t you put up a website to have people vote on the Internet as a referendum to see if we really want to subsidize the losers mortgages? Or would they like to at least buy buy cars, buy a house that is in foreclosure … give it to people who might have a chance to actually prosper down the road and reward people that can carry the water instead of drink the water?"

Ask the opinion of the taxpayers? Outrageous! That's crazy talk! What next? Taxation with representation?!?! Look for Santelli to soon tie himself to a chair and shoot himself in the back of the head in remorse for his statements.

Immediately, the Whitehouse responded with a vicious hissy fit. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stamped his foot, stuck out his tongue, and called Santelli, "a big meanie!"

Invoking the ghost of Joseph McCarthy, Gibbs waved around a piece of paper that appeared to have something written on it. "Mr. Poopy-Pants Santelli should download this 3 paragraph synopisis of our brilliant plan from the Whitehouse web site. We have lots of other vital, important, trustworthy down-loads on there, like back issues of Pravda, an old press release from Joseph Goebbells, and a valuable offer concerning an investment that will increase your money twentyfold, and all you have to do is send a Nigerian prince $2000! Oh, and Santelli, nyah-nyah, you suck!"

The President could not be reached for comment, as he is reported to be busy healing lepers and turning water into wine.