After showing off American grace and subtlety, having given the British Prime Minister a boxed DVD set, the Queen Mum an I-Pod, and Vladimir Putin a cheesy little plastic button with a poorly translated phrase on it, Barack Hussein Obama and his 500-person entourage continue to tour Europe, giving thoughtful, classy and tasteful gifts to various other heads of state on behalf of that portion of the American public consisting of the morons who elected him.
Let's check out some of the other refined and cultivated presents the Chicago thug is passing out to some of the the rest of the world's leaders.
French Prime Minister Francois Fillon: Souvenir Mickey Mouse ears from Disneyland Orlando.
German President Horst Kohler: Twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best.
Italian President Giorgio Napolitano: $20 gift certificate to Pizza Hut.
Swiss Federal Chancellor C. Casanova: Box of Velveeta processed cheese.
Austrian President Heinz Fischer: Arnold Schwarzenegger "Action Pack" DVD box set.
Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek: Big Tupperware bowl of Chex Mix.
Polish President Lech Kaczynski: Can of Shinola
King Harald V of Norway: Set of tickets to Minnesota Vikings game.
King Carl XVI Gustav of Sweden: Digitally re-mastered CD's of ABBA's Greatest Hits.
Queen Margrethe II of Denmark: Billy Bigmouth Bass singing rubber fish.
Finnish President Tarja Halonen: Refrigerator magnet that says, "If this sauna's rockin', don't come knockin'!"
Hungarian President Laszlo Solyom: Casserole dish full of Michelle's home-made goulash (they want the bowl back).
King Juan Carlos I of Spain: Latin Hip-Hop and Chicano Rap Collection on 8-tract.
1 comment:
That wasn't Shinola he gave to the Polish prez! Oh well, he won't know the difference.
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