Saturday, June 13, 2009

THE UNITED STATES OF OBAMA, AKA BIZZARO-WORLD



It's hard to know where to begin when the country has gone insane, mesmerized by a false prophet, or perhaps an anti-Christ. Well, we'll just hold our nose, dive in, and see where it takes us.

Since the 2nd Amendment is near and dear to Ben and myself, we can start in Milwaukee/Minsk. Once known for some of the finer points of American culture, namely cheap beer for high school keggers, Milwaukee has now become just another thuggish police state where that pesky old U.S. Constitution finds itself once more cast out into the garbage heap and trampled upon.

According to Milwaukee Police Chief Obergruppenfuhrer Ed Flynn, "Shall not be infringed" translates into, "My message to my troops (note: they're troops, not cops) is if you see anybody carrying a gun on the streets of Milwaukee, we'll put them on the ground, take the gun away and then decide whether you have a right to carry it."

Decide whether you have the right? Sorry, herr Flynn, my copy of that dusty old document says these rights are "Inalienable" and "Endowed by our Creator". But what does that matter when the President himself said of the Constitution that: "It reflected a fundamental flaw of this country that continues to this day."?

In other news of President Mugabe Junior, U.S. Inspectors General and Attorneys are learning they had better not stick their noses into the monkey business of any of the many, many corrupt cronies of the Obama regime. The story can be best summed up here.

"Bottom line: The AmeriCorps IG accused prominent Obama supporter of misusing AmeriCorps grant money. Prominent Obama supporter has to pay back more than $400,000 of that grant money. Obama fires AmeriCorps IG." How's that for "Change"?

Speaking of crooked O-Bots and a flagrant disregard for rules and even common decency, our old pals at ACORN, the world's largest collection of deceased and fictional voters, are basically just attacking office-holders who don't agree with them.

What next? Gangs of ACORN thugs beating up political opponents and "undesirables" in the streets? Burning down their businesses? Making those of who still believe in the quaint notion of the Supreme Law of the Land wear an armband with stars and stripes on it?

Meanwhile, in the best interests of American national security, Mugabe Obama has appointed a devout Sunni Muslin, Arif Alikhan, to assistant secretary for policy at the Department of Homeland Security.

What's wrong with that? Well, let's take a look at some recent exploits of the lovely "religion of peace" and our "allies" in Pakistan. While our State-run Lamestream Ministry of Truth never seems to notice, Christians are being violently persecuted around the globe, usually by Muslims. In this recent story, a Christian Pakistani man was gang-raped, had his sexual organs mutilated, and was then stabbed to death by practitioners of the "peaceful" religion for the crime of, well, not being Muslim.

As usual, the head-in-the-sand biased yellow journalism that passes for a free press here in the United States of Zimbabwe remains clueless and oblivious to such stories as well as the real effects of the presidency Barack Insane Obama. It is apparently up to the foreign press to both discover stories and report them. Two weeks ago, in a turn-about I never thought I'd see when I served on the old Iron Curtain, Russian Pravda was calling us Godless Commies. Now the Canadian Free Press offers a more realistic take on the Big 0 than all of our major networks combined can come up with. Here are some tidbits.

"In the sixth month of his presidency, Obama has turned an economic downturn into an economic disaster, taking over and trashing entire companies, and driving the nation deep into deficit spending expected to pass 10 trillion dollars...

...this celebrity style coverage ignores the fact that Obama's endless world tour is not actually accomplishing anything. Instead, his combination of ego driven photo op appearances and clueless treatment of foreign dignitaries have alienated many of America's traditional allies. Those who aren't being quietly angry at Obama, like Brown, Merkel or Neytanyahu, instead think of him as absurdly lightweight, as Sarkozy, King Abdullah or Putin do...

Obama has tried to play Lincoln, Reagan, JFK and FDR--but in the end he can only play himself, a shallow, manipulative and egotistical amateur who is in over his head, and trying to drag the country down with him."

Amen. Canuck Journalists; just doing the jobs the American press corps can't or won't do.

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