TSA STATISTICS FOR 2010 ARE OUT!2010 statistics on Airport screening pat-down searches from the Department of Homeland Security. So far, they had detected and uncovered:
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3
Terrorist Plots: 0
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
President Ronald Reagan
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On Ask.com: I'm getting to the age where the prostrate exam is recommended. I wonder which airport has the best outcomes and early detections.
I'll be booking my flight tomorrow.
San Francisco International: VERY thorough
Heh, one size fits all, eh? A couple of places in Iowa City could fit one in without the flight.
Besides, I get that kind of exam at least twice a week at work. And I have to buy my own dinner.
Which reminds me of a story about these three guys, some stainless steel cookware and... oh, wait. That's completely off topic.
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