Thursday, June 09, 2011


Genetically altered cows giving human breast milk at an assembly line dairy in China. They claim their product is perfectly safe, but Western Big Ag says there is the possibility of harmful side effects because, "We didn't think of it first. But if you were to put some Roundup in it, it would probably be alright."

You heard me right, boys and girls. Those wacky Reds are messing with food DNA just like the Western giant ag corporations and their pet politicians in order to bring us...God only knows what. This is just so wrong on so many levels.

BEIJING - Chinese scientists have genetically modified dairy cows to produce human breast milk, and hope to be selling it in supermarkets within three years.

My favorite quote from the article: "It's better for you because it's genetically modified."

Not to worry, though, folks. The Nanny State will protect us from any possible harm, just like they did with Chinese drywall.

If you need proof no harm will come from this new Frankenfood, is after those pesky Amish and their deadly raw milk again. This stuff is deadly! It is dangerously all natural, has been used by humans for a few thousand years, and gives people a choice about what they can or cannot put into their own bodies.

Is it just me, or does this all seem completely bass ackwards?

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Yoder Brothers...has been approved.

1 comment:

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