Saturday, July 02, 2011

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Please celebrate your freedoms in a safe, respectful, compliant, tolerant, obedient, politically correct and docile manner, in accordance with Federal Law. Failure to do so is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $25,000 fine.

3 comments:

Charles said...

Citizens,

After today's five minutes of hate, take your soma. Everything is going to be fine, just fine. Remember Big Brother is watching and he'll keep you safe.

Ben said...

Bawb, you should also mention that if you live in a state with paternalistic fireworks laws (like the People's Republik of Iowa), celebrating in a safe and appropriate manner means sparklers and sidewalk snakes only! And be sure the kiddies wear state-mandated goggles, face shields, leather welding aprons and gauntlets. Have fun!

Jim Fryar said...

Hey, have a great day you guys.