Please celebrate your freedoms in a safe, respectful, compliant, tolerant, obedient, politically correct and docile manner, in accordance with Federal Law. Failure to do so is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $25,000 fine.
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Citizens,
After today's five minutes of hate, take your soma. Everything is going to be fine, just fine. Remember Big Brother is watching and he'll keep you safe.
Bawb, you should also mention that if you live in a state with paternalistic fireworks laws (like the People's Republik of Iowa), celebrating in a safe and appropriate manner means sparklers and sidewalk snakes only! And be sure the kiddies wear state-mandated goggles, face shields, leather welding aprons and gauntlets. Have fun!
Hey, have a great day you guys.
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