Although we're a little late on the date, we still wanted to wish a very happy Father's Day to America's Most Fertile Daddy, Desmond Hatchett. Thirty-three-year-old Desmond has fathered no less than 30 children with 11 different mommas, making him the envy of even Gruffy the Two-Peckered Billy Goat.
All those kids have cut into Desmond's livelihood, however. He only gets to keep 50% of the earnings from his minimum wage job and the rest is divided amongst the eleven mothers. One gal gets a whopping $1.49 a month. Desmond recently appeared before a Tennessee court asking for his child support payments to be reduced as they were putting an unfair burden upon him. The original Huff-Po article did not mention where the rest of the money comes from to raise the thirty rugrats, but by sheer coincidence all of the mothers just happen to be avid Obama supporters.
If you haven't seen the movie Idiocracy, perhaps now's the time. Some say its a dystopian tale set in the distant future, others say it's a documentary of present day life in the USA. I lean towards the latter, but we'll let you see and decide.
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