Thursday, July 11, 2013


 Tanks in the streets of Baghdad: "Nazis! Gulags! Pol Pot!"
Tanks in the streets of Chicago: "It's for the children!" 

We glanced briefly at the wondrous DEMOCRAT Utopia that is Chicago just last time. Now things have gotten so bad there that Black Panther racist felon Illinois DEMOCRAT Congresscritter Bobby Rush has called for an "emergency summit" with other Illinois DEMOCRAT leaders while Illinois DEMOCRAT Congresscritter Monique Davis has called upon Illinois DEMOCRAT Governor Pat Quinn to deploy the National Guard to Chicago to, "Save the children." 

Maybe it's just me, but I seemed to notice a recurring theme in the previous paragraph, but it escapes me at the moment.

Anyway, if the DEMOCRAT powers-that-be in Chicago do call out the National Guard, anyone in the military knows you must have a unified and clear-cut chain-of-command for the military to do its job. Let's check out the DEMOCRAT links in that chain of command should the Guard roll tanks into Chiraq.

Commander-of-Chief (his words, not mine): DEMOCRAT President: Barack Hussein Obama

Senator: DEMOCRAT Insider-Trader Dick "Turban" Durbin

House Representative: DEMOCRAT Jesse Jackson Jr. (Unless he's in prison before the Guard deploys.)

Governor: DEMOCRAT Pat Quinn (originally catapulted into office from Lt. Governor when his predecessor DEMOCRAT Governor Rob Blagovich was sent to prison.)

Illinois State House Leader: DEMOCRAT Mike "Your Pension is My Pension" Madigan

Illinois State Attorney General: DEMOCRAT Lisa Madigan (daughter of guess who?)

Chicago Mayor: DEMOCRAT Rahm "Deadfish" Emanuel

Well, now that we have that all cleared up, what could possibly go wrong with the likes of such leaders at the helm? Roll the tanks!


Ben said...

Jeez, Chicago called out the Nat'l Guard just to capture the Blues Brothers, why NOT now?

Bawb said...

Jake and Elwood were WHITE and CATHOLIC and thus fit the perfect terrorist profile and had to be stopped at all costs.

"Unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."