I recently learned a valuable lesson about how the Left can
effectively censor anything they don’t like on social media.
For
example, I could say that the economy under Obama was shit because the GDP was
down to 1.5%, we lost more than 300,000 manufacturing jobs, had the lowest home
ownership in 51 years, he added more to the national debt than all other previous
presidents combined, we had the lowest labor participation rate since the 1970’s,
and Obama Care wound up costing the average family 43% more for their
healthcare coverage.
Immediately,
some self-proclaimed neutral third-party fact checker would immediately argue
my whole premise was false because, by their figures, health care costs only
went up 42.8%. Then, in the name of fairness, Facebook would censor the whole
thing because, hey, we can't let that whole Freedom of Speech thing apply to just anyone.
Really, I
should have known better than to expect anything else. Perhaps you may remember
when Obama said, “If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor,
period. If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health
care plan, period.” Then Obama Care passed and millions of people lost the
doctor and health care plan they wanted to keep.
If anyone
dared to even mention that annoying little fact, they were immediately blasted
by the Leftist establishments. “You moron! When he said you could keep your doctor
and plan, period, he obviously didn’t actually mean that you could keep
your doctor and plan, period. It was supposed to be a semi-colon. And if you
even dare to insinuate he was less than truthful in any way, we shall forever
publicly brand you an evil knee-jerk reactionary racist bigot.”
So, having
learned that valuable lesson, for today’s rant I will refrain from using any
actual numbers or direct quotes. Instead, I’ll take a page from their playbook
and use only vague generalities like, “The economy really went to shit.”
At any
rate, we’re going to compare some economic happenings during the Obama
administration to some economic happenings during the Trump Administration and
see if the media might possibly have shown just a tad bit of bias in how they reported
these happenings.
OBAMA
The
economy really goes to shit.
MSM response:
Happy, happy! Joy, joy!
The
economy gets even shittier.
MSM response:
Don’t worry! Be happy!
The
economy continues to swirl down the crapper.
MSM
response: The word “recession” has officially been banned from the English
language.
The
economy gets so bad domestic animals are aware of it.
MSM
response: It’s Bush’s fault!
The
economic elephant in the room gets so big no one can pretend not to notice it
any longer.
MSM response:
Take heart, o yea of little faith! The Great & Powerful O has a brilliant
Stimulus Plan that will fix everything!
Stimulus
Plan fails.
MSM
response: Be patient. It will kick in any time now!
Stimulus
Plan reached Epic Fail status.
MSM response:
Green shoots! Recovery just a wee tad bit slower than predicted, but starting
to pick up.
Stimulus
Plan becomes such a joke that aliens from the Planet Zoognud IV begin orbiting
earth to watch what they think is a brilliant satirical comedy.
MSM
response: It’s still Bush’s fault!
Entire
economic situation grows even bleaker.
MSM
response: Really, there’s nothing a president can do about the economy. It’s
beyond his power to influence such things. You can’t put it on him or his
policies!
Pigeons in
Central Park lose their jobs.
MSM response.
It’s the new norm. It’s the way of the world. Suck it up.
TRUMP
Trump is
elected.
MSM
response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it!
We are all doomed! DOOMED!
Jobs grow,
unemployment goes down.
MSM
response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it!
We are all doomed! DOOMED!
Longest
bull market in American history.
MSM
response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it!
We are all doomed! DOOMED!
Wages grow
fastest in low-wage industries.
MSM
response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it!
We are all doomed! DOOMED!
Economy
becomes so good not even the MSM can deny it any longer.
MSM response:
Hallelujah! Obama’s Stimulus Plan is kicking it!
The
economy…
SMASHING
NOISES and GUNFIRE as Net Neutrality Task Force SWAT team storms my house.
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