Boy, oh, boy. When it rains it pours. And it's not due to Global Warming. The BBC has plunged into the Climategate pool by exposing the "Fudge Factor" used in CRU's computer models of Global Warming. You know, those GIGO programs that Algore touts so proudly in an Inconvenient Truth, his Oscar-winning work of fiction. I love a "documentary" that cites no real sources other than, "Computer models show...", "Studies indicate...", and "A friend of mine took this picture."
So now, the greatest Global Warming poseur of them all, Albert "Owl" Gore Junior, recently had to pay back some $3,600,000 to reimburse ticket holders who were going to attend one of Al's goofy-ass public appearances in Copenhagen in support of the UN's Scam-'Em-Out-Of-Their-Money Climate Conference. Seems Albert had to cancel at the last minute, leaving a load of idiots who paid $1,200 a pop to see the Goracle blither and shake his hand wanting refunds.
The Goracle's vague excuses for the cancellation include "unforeseen changes" in Gore's agenda and a "great annoyance". One has to wonder after years of cushy softball questions from a leftist media and a Democratic Senate protecting Uncle Albert from even having to debate Lord Monckton, the terrifying spectre of answering some real questions about the farce that's made him rich has frightened away the Goracle. The MSM is, of course, still trying to ignore this whole deal, but it keeps leaking out. This is gonna make Al sorry he ever "invented the Internet".
Despite frantic Whitehouse denials from the Alchemy & Astrology Csar Sue Doscience that Global Warming is a real scientific crisis, Barack Hussein Obama has also suddenly felt the need to change his plans as well, and will now wait until the end of the UN Climate Conference to attend. No doubt with a finger in the air the whole time to see which way the wind blows.
The cockroaches are scuttling for the shelter of the fridge fast now as Climategate crosses the pond and pops up in these United States. NASA is under fire...again...for having more "accidents" with their own climate figures.
So now, the greatest Global Warming poseur of them all, Albert "Owl" Gore Junior, recently had to pay back some $3,600,000 to reimburse ticket holders who were going to attend one of Al's goofy-ass public appearances in Copenhagen in support of the UN's Scam-'Em-Out-Of-Their-Money Climate Conference. Seems Albert had to cancel at the last minute, leaving a load of idiots who paid $1,200 a pop to see the Goracle blither and shake his hand wanting refunds.
The Goracle's vague excuses for the cancellation include "unforeseen changes" in Gore's agenda and a "great annoyance". One has to wonder after years of cushy softball questions from a leftist media and a Democratic Senate protecting Uncle Albert from even having to debate Lord Monckton, the terrifying spectre of answering some real questions about the farce that's made him rich has frightened away the Goracle. The MSM is, of course, still trying to ignore this whole deal, but it keeps leaking out. This is gonna make Al sorry he ever "invented the Internet".
Despite frantic Whitehouse denials from the Alchemy & Astrology Csar Sue Doscience that Global Warming is a real scientific crisis, Barack Hussein Obama has also suddenly felt the need to change his plans as well, and will now wait until the end of the UN Climate Conference to attend. No doubt with a finger in the air the whole time to see which way the wind blows.
The cockroaches are scuttling for the shelter of the fridge fast now as Climategate crosses the pond and pops up in these United States. NASA is under fire...again...for having more "accidents" with their own climate figures.
Christopher C. Horner, a senior fellow at the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said NASA has refused for two years to provide information under the Freedom of Information Act that would show how the agency has shaped its climate data and explain why the agency has repeatedly had to correct its data dating as far back as the 1930s.
"I assume that what is there is highly damaging," Mr. Horner said. "These guys are quite clearly bound and determined not to reveal their internal discussions about this."
The Whitehouse Misinformation Csar Lou Knee responded to this issue, saying, "Nothing to see here. Move along. Get back in the Soylent Green line, now. There's a good sheeple." The Mainstream Media echoed his sentiments when, in the 12 days since the story broke, 3 networks (NBC, CBS, ABC) somehow managed to completely overlook and not once even mention Climategate.
Thankfully, though, this appears to be getting too big for the politicians and their media lapdogs to keep sweeping under the rug. Take heart. With the greatest "scientists" of their time working on it, it only took 40 years for Piltdown Man to be exposed as a colossal hoax. Someday, assuming Western Civilization survives the Obama Administration, we will all look back on Global Warming and laugh at these so-called experts the way we now do at those who believed in such silly concepts as the earth being flat, healing by bleeding out bad blood, and "hope and change".
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The Kiwis are having one of their own as well. It seems that their people have needed to massage the data a little to get the results that were required of their grants
Anyone taking bets on how many more to come.
Oh, that's very nice. From Great Britain to Saudi Arabia to New Zealand the Big Lie is starting to come apart at the seams. All I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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