Thursday, November 11, 2010

AS IF ATTACKING AMISH MILKMEN AND ORGANIC FOOD STORES WASN'T ENOUGH...THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW COMING TO STOP THE THREAT OF RUNAWAY UNLICENSED BARBERS!

According to the FBI, in 2003 the city of Orlando, Florida experienced 21 murders, 136 forcible rapes, 849 robberies, 2,316 burglaries, 11,511 larcenies or thefts, 1,920 auto thefts, and 48 cases of arson.
How does this stack up to the rest of the country?

Obviously, the city has some crime problems.
But not to worry! Big Brother and the Nanny State have swept in to save the people! How? By a crackdown on unlicensed barbers!
"As many as 14 armed Orange County deputies, including narcotics agents, stormed Strictly Skillz barbershop during business hours on a Saturday in August, handcuffing barbers in front of customers during a busy back-to-school weekend.

It was just one of a series of unprecedented raid-style inspections the Orange County Sheriff's Office recently conducted with a state regulating agency, targeting several predominantly black- and Hispanic-owned barbershops in the Pine Hills area.

In "sweeps" on Aug. 21 and Sept. 17 targeting at least nine shops, deputies arrested 37 people — the majority charged with "barbering without a license," a misdemeanor that state records show only three other people have been jailed in Florida in the past 10 years.

The operations were conducted without warrants, under the authority of the Department of Business and Professional Regulation inspectors, who can enter salons at will. Deputies said they found evidence of illegal activity, including guns, drugs and gambling. However, records show that during the two sweeps, and a smaller one in October, just three people were charged with anything other than a licensing violation."
Honestly, the government has become so absurd I can't even make up bizzare enough crap to compete.


1 comment:

Jim Fryar said...

I know the feeling. Tom Lehrer once remarked:

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

His attitude towards Obama's is not known.

Back in the 70s I watched "The Incredible Bread Machine" thinking, "We must never let it happen here." It has, but you guys seem to manage to stay ahead of us. I think?????