Thursday, April 21, 2011


Comprehensive Immigration Reform: "Soooo-eee! Sooooo-eeee! Come 'n' get it!"

Remember when we used to bitch about George W. Bush being soft on illegal immigration? Well, his porous border policy is starting to look like the Berlin Wall compared to the current bunch of douche bags now in power.

For instance, the Illegal-Alien-in-Chief recently held a meeting at the White House on Tuesday to discuss the, "importance of fixing our nation's broken immigration system for our 21st-century economic and national security needs." It was a meeting of “stakeholders” in the immigration issue.

So, just what kind of great minds and experts were invited to impart their wisdom upon this issue? According to TOTUS, speaking through the POTUS, the meetings consisted of a "broad group of business, law enforcement, faith and former and current elected leaders from across the political spectrum."

Which, included such luminaries as the eloquent Reverend Al "White folks was in caves while we was building empires” Sharpton, top AFL/CIO Union Thug Richard Trumpka, former governor and Quisling Republican Ahnold Schwarzenegger, the mayors of New York, LA and Philly, the CEO of Facebook, John Podesta of CAP (Crackpot Amnesty Pushers), a couple of J.P. Morgan big shots, the Bishop of Salt Lake City, and illegal alien White House gardener Jesus Pancho Gonzales.

What kind of “non-stakeholders” were not on the guest list? You can bet your ass Arizona Sheriffs Joe Arpaio and Paul Babeu weren’t. No Arizona sheriffs at all were. And it’s easy to see why.

“An Arizona sheriff says he has been flooded with calls and emails of support from local and federal agents who back his claims that the U.S. Border Patrol has effectively ordered them to stop apprehending illegal immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexican border. ’Upper management has advised supervisors to have agents ‘turn back South’ (TBS) the illegal aliens (aka bodies) they detect attempting to unlawfully enter the country … at times you even hear supervisors order the agents over the radio to 'TBS' the aliens instead of catching them,’ one San Diego border agent wrote in an email to Cochise County Sheriff Larry Dever. ’This only causes more problems as the aliens, as you know, don't just go back to Mexico and give up. They keep trying, sometimes without 10 minutes in-between attempts, to cross illegally,’ continued the email, which was among a number of communications to Dever reviewed by ‘This makes the job for agents more dangerous. Not only are the aliens more defiant, they also begin to feel like they can get away with breaking our federal laws.’”

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer wasn’t invited as a stakeholder either, even though she recently vetoed a bill which would have required candidates running for political office in the state to prove their U.S. citizenship, something you’d think would be quite near and dear to POTUS. In fact, it turned out that NO governor from ANY border state was invited as “stakeholder”. Neither were any of their Representatives or Senators. The only Arizonan present was leftist toady Tucson Police Chief Roberto “It’s Rush’s Fault” VillaseƱor.

So, basically, it was just a bunch of flunkies and kiss-asses telling Dear Leader whatever he wanted to hear so he can dredge up ye olde DREAM Act again. "Immigration Reform" is just a liberal code word for "Amnesty".

Il Du(n)ce defended illegals and the need for immigration reform, saying, “They're just here to vote for the people Americans can’t or won’t vote for themselves.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The emperor's administration has thus ordered its various goon squads to not detain or otherwise hamper those future democratic party members. Only a few token soon-to-be voters will be apprehended for PR purposes. Then they will probably be released after the cameras have left and be given profound, deep, sincere apologies and a few hundred dollars for their trouble. If your an illegal and you're involved in an auto accident, even though you have no government permission card (aka a driver's license) and certainly no insurance, you're turned loose. I'm considering Mexican citizenship so I can enjoy the benefits and perks I do not presently enjoy.