BIG BROTHER IS ALIVE AND WELL

Lots of strange and bizarre heavy-handed fascist things going on these days, so much so that we can only hit a few subjects which most of us never would have dreamed we’d see in our lifetimes.

For instance, the Department of Education buying shotguns. That’s right, boys and girls, shotguns, and it’s not for hunter education. These are Remington 870 12-guage pumps with the XS Ghost Ring sights and fourteen-inch barrels (illegal for schmuck citizens such as yourself) . And that’s a SWAT team entry weapon, not a standard riot gun.

Why does the Department of Education need SWAT entry guns? One reason could be to "keep up with the Jonses". The Internal Revenue Service purchased a bunch of SPAS 12 riot guns (also illegal for citizen scum such as you and I) and the Department of Agriculture has its own SWAT team. I kid you not. Or perhaps the DoED has just run out of Federal money confiscated from the citizens and borrowed from the Communists so it needs to conduct some smash-and-grab convenience store robberies to raise funds?

This country did just fine for a couple of hundred years with local communities running the schools and producing kids who could master the three R's. Then, in 1979, the former Worst President in American History, Jimmy "Senile Crackpot" Carter, signed into law the creation of the Federal Department of Education. At the time critics said it would be an unconstitutional and unnecessary bureaucratic intrusion into local affairs, but it would later prove to be an utterly incompetent unconstitutional bureaucratic intrusion that forces local schools to conform to their pogroms...or else. Thirty years later, with an annual budget now at 160 billion dollars, we have SAT scores that have declined from 937 in 1972 to 899 in 1992, and kids who can't make change for a dollar but know how to use at condom by age eight.

So let's give a big hand to the hard-working drones and hacks at the DoED. You might want to also consider sending voluntary donations to help Obama crony Arne Duncan create his special (I'm not making this up either) homosexual high schools.

Remember this when some politician tells you it’s a small program, a temporary program, or one that won’t get any bigger or usurp any new powers. Be especially wary when they say, "It will pay for itself."

Such as the (hopefully not) impending health care debacle, which will make the Department of Education look like a piker. Nancy “The Dunce” Pelosi thinks she has figured out a way, the Slaughter Rule, (so called because it slaughters the remaining shreds of due process and the Constitution) to ram this thing through the House of Representatives while avoiding a real vote on the actual bill as required by law. That President Obongo will sign this odious conglomerate if it gets within 100 meters of his desk is a no-brainer. Why are they so desperate to get this 2,000-page monstrosity jammed through by any means?

The answer surprisingly came from Speaker "Pandora" Pelosi, a rare instance of her actually uttering the truth in a big Freudian slip: “...we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, [emphasis added] away from the fog of the controversy.”

There is a glimmer of hope slowly flickering into life across the fruited plain as individual states continue to re-discover the 10th Amendment which, as apparently nobody in Congress or the Supreme Court knows, reads in short and simple English hardly open to interpretation: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." I've read through the whole Constitution repeatedly and still can't find the place where it says the federal government is authorized to give $2 billion a year of our tax money in "public aid" to Egypt or spend $6,435,000 for "wood utilization research". It does say they're supposed to deliver the mail, and we all know how that's turning out.

At any rate, Idaho Governor C.L. Otter, apparently no relation to the guy by that name in Animal House, has become the first state governor to sign into law a measure requiring the state attorney general to sue the federal government if residents are forced to buy health insurance.
Similar legislation is pending in 37 other states.

Unfortunately, nobody on Capital Hill seems to give a fat rat's ass about "...the States respectively, or...the people." We need to remind everyone of this at election time.

Yes, Massa!

New York Representative Eric Massa has been forced to resign from office over charges of sexual harassment. Massa claims that he is being forced out by high-ranking Democrats because he didn't support the President's healthcare "reform" bill. Even if this guy is a kook, he gave too many great quotes bashing his fellow Democrats for me to ignore.

Firstly, Massa's "sex scandal" involves getting drunk and saying he should be "fracking" a male staffer at a wedding reception. (For no reason in particular, I will now point out that Massa honorably served this great nation in the U.S. Navy. Not the Army or Marine Corps mind you, but the Navy. Yah feelin' me homes?) If only Massa had supported his party he probably could have sodomized and killed a 10-year-old Cub Scout and not lost his job, and maybe get promoted too, but I digress.

Massa's sharpest criticism went to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, who Massa called the "son of the devil's spawn." Referring to Emanuel as a "power-hungry a**hole," the Prince of Darkness, Satan, quickly issued a press release disavowing any kinship between himself and Emanuel. "Rahm and I have worked together on many occasions," Satan's press release stated in part, "and, yes, we once were lovers. But Rahm is NOT related to me and I do not wish to be associated with him."

Massa said of Emanuel: "He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to a front end of a steam locomotive."

Massa also recounts and odd encounter with Emanuel in the Congressional shower room. "I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't gonna vote for the president's budget," Massa said. "Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? ... It's ridiculous." He continued, "By the way, what the heck is he doing in the congressional gym? He goes there to intimidate members of Congress."

As Bawb is fond of saying, we just can't make this stuff up folks. (Well, maybe the Devil's press release.)

HOW THE GLOSSY GUN MAGAZINES REVIEW GUNS

Note: I am not the author of this piece, it came as one of those endlessly forwarded untraceable e-mails, but it is too accurate (and funny) to let slide by. Whoever did author this piece out there, thank you.


Instruction From The Editor To The Journalist:

"Frangible Arms just bought a four page color ad in our next issue. They sent us their latest offering, the CQB MK-V Tactical Destroyer. I told Fred to take it out to the range to test. He'll have the data for you tomorrow."


Feedback From Technician Fred:

"The pistol is a crude copy of the World War II Japanese Nambu type 14 pistol, except it's made from unfinished zinc castings. The grips are pressed cardboard. The barrel is unrifled pipe. There are file marks all over the gun, inside and out.

Only 10 rounds of 8mm ammunition were supplied. Based on previous experience with a genuine Nambu, I set up a target two feet down range. I managed to cram four rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber. I taped the magazine in place, bolted the pistol into a machine rest, got behind a barricade, and pulled the trigger with 20 feet of 550 cord. I was unable to measure the trigger pull because my fish scale tops out at 32 pounds. On the third try, the pistol fired. From outline of the holes, I think the barrel, frame, magazine, trigger and recoil spring blew through the target. The remaining parts scattered over the landscape.

I sent the machine rest back to the factory to see if they can fix it, and we need to replace the shooting bench for the nice people who own the range. I'll be off for the rest of the day. My ears are still ringing. I need a drink."


Article Produced By The Journalist:

"The CQB MK-V Tactical Destroyer is arguably the deadliest pistol in the world. Based on a combat proven military design, but constructed almost entirely of space age alloy, it features a remarkable barrel design engineered to produce a cone of fire, a feature much valued by Special Forces world wide. The Destroyer shows clear evidence of extensive hand fitting. The weapon disassembles rapidly without tools. At a reasonable combat distance, I put five holes in the target faster than I would have thought possible. This is the pistol to have if you want to end a gunfight at all costs. The gun is a keeper, and I find myself unable to send it back."

HERE'S YOUR SIGN WEEK

Our first story comes to us today from Manitowoc, WI where police said that a bear at the zoo bit off a woman's fingers after she ignored barriers and warning signs and tried to feed the critter. In her attempt to hand-feed one of the two Asiatic black bears, the woman lost a thumb and a forefinger and had two other fingers partially severed.

"A mayor's office statement says alcohol played a factor." I'm confused. Who was drinking? The woman or the bears? I would bet on the woman, since authorities also noted, "She sure had a lot of Obama bumper stickers on her vehicle." We think she deserves another sign, and here it is.

In some good news, the Wyoming Firearms Freedom Act has passed the state senate and is fully expected to be signed by the governor. From the Billings Gazette: "Currently, gun advocates in Montana are testing that state’s Firearms Freedom Act in federal court. If a federal judge strikes the Montana law down, gun advocates in Wyoming might file a lawsuit testing Wyoming’s law, said Wyoming Gun Owners Association Executive Director Anthony Bouchard."

Here in the Rocky Mountain West, we do not hold out much hope of anything even remotely resembling Constitutionality oozing from the Federal 9th Circuit Court, which rules over Montana from a plush mental institution in Kalifornia. The 9th Circus Court is proud of its status as the most over-ruled Federal District Court in the country and in history. Pandering to their uber-liberal tree-hugger eco-wacko Kalifornicator buddies, the court has dealt near fatal blows to the timber and mining industries in Montana, and they'll do the same for farming/ranching, guns, and hunting if they get the chance.

Things don't look to improve. Barack Hussien Obama ("mmm...mmm...mmm") wants to appoint one Goodwin Liu to the bench. He's currently a professor of law at Berkeley, which should tell you all you need to know. He believes the same thing that the president did when he "taught", without leaving a scrap of documentation, at the U of Chicago; that the Constitution is a living, breathing, morphing, oozing, amoebae-like document that changes daily, and the process for those changes should come from judicial "interpretation" rather than that pesky old Amendment thing provided by the Founding Fathers for just such purposes.

Of Liu, opponents say things like, "He believes the Constitution is something judges can manipulate to have it say what they think culture or evolving standards of decency requires of it in a given day." and "Liu believes that judges have the authority to impose their views ... using clever verbal camouflage to disguise what they're doing."

Obama Regime Spokespersons were quickly echoed by the state-run media in rationally and intellectually responding to these charges by labeling all opponents, "Racists! Bigots! Nazis!"

Meanwhile, in "Religion of Peace" news, Adam Gadahn, now known as Azzam al-Amriki, Al-Qaidi's American-born spokesman, is calling for American Muslims to kill us denizens of the Great Satan on our home turf. In a released video message, he rants away with a Kalashnikov beside him about, among other themes, how he believes Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan is a true a hero and a martyr to be emulated in destroying what he calls American high-value targets.

"Brother Nidal is the ideal role-model for every repentant Muslim in the armies of the unbelievers and apostate regimes...Nidal Hassan is a pioneer, a trailblazer and a role-model who has opened a door, lit a path and shown the way forward for every Muslim who finds himself among the unbelievers."

"You shouldn't make the mistake of thinking that military bases are the only high-value targets in America and the West. On the contrary, there are countless other strategic places, institutions and installations which, by striking, the Muslim can do major damage."
Attorney General Janet "Reno" Napolitano responded, "We are far too busy dealing with right-wing extremists such as Tea Party attendees, NRA members, and white Anglo-Saxon Protestant military veterans to worry about such silly things as some highly unlikely and improbable terrorist act by our poor misunderstood brothers in the Religion of Peace. Besides, if you feel otherwise you are a Racist, Bigot, and Nazi!"

Lastly, the Great Satan is standing back from the Iraqi popular elections to ensure fairness.
"In a briefing at the White House last week, senior advisers who spoke on the condition of anonymity hammered home two messages: "We can't and we will not tell them how to conduct their affairs," an official said of the Iraqis. "That's up to them."..."We can't and we will not tell them how to conduct their affairs."
An Obama spokesperson did add this caveat: "Except, of course, if the guy we're backing doesn't win. Then, just like we did in Afghanistan, we'll browbeat him into conceding the election was unfair and that we need another run-off election in which, golly gee, by strange coincidence, our guy wins."

Support J.D. Hayworth, the UN-McCain

Even if you don't live in Arizona, you have a stake in this election as the winner will be voting on laws that effect us all. AZ Senator John McCain has been no friend to U.S. gun owners and patriots. J.D. Hayworth, the candidate running against McCain for the GOP nomination, would fight for the cause of freedom. A few examples:

• Hayworth: "A" rated and endorsed by Gun Owners of America, "A" rated by NRA; McCain: Appeared in commercials for gun ban group, authored anti-gun show legislation, opposed arming pilots after 9-11 (wanted to give them stun guns instead)
• Hayworth: Helped write tax cuts of 2001 & 2003; McCain: Opposed tax cuts
• Hayworth: Opposed TARP; McCain: Supported TARP, wanted to dump $300 billion more into it
• Hayworth: Opposed auto bailouts for big unions; McCain: Supported them.
• Hayworth: Opposes the cap & tax legislation that would hobble U.S. economy; McCain: Co-wrote cap & tax legislation
• Hayworth: Opposes amnesty for illegal aliens that would make the rule of law a joke; McCain: Co-wrote the McCain-Kennedy Amnesty bill that the Heritage Foundation estimated would cost taxpayers $2.6 Trillion

For more information check out J.D.'s website.
Rest assured that "Mr. Campaign Finance Reform" John McCain will be raking in millions of dollars from powerful special interests and the establishment apparatus. If Hayworth is to have a chance against this entrenched Washington insider, it's up to "we the people." Please DONATE to his campaign, even if it's only a few dollars.
It's time for McCain to go.