Saturday, March 29, 2008

April Fool's Day Joke Suggestions

Only two days until April Fool's Day. If you're out of ideas for practical jokes, here's a few suggestions:

  • Try on clothes at Wal-Mart. When you leave the changing booth, politely inform the attendant that it is out of toilet paper.
  • Call the McCain campaign and say that you're a conservative and you're very excited about supporting him.
  • Egg a henhouse. Observe to see if the irony is lost on the chickens.
  • Call your local convenience store and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can. If they say no, threaten to firebomb the building.
  • Schedule a visit with a military recruiter. Show up wearing a turban and white robes, then skip in the door holding hands with a same-sex friend. (Warning: This joke may backfire and they might sign you up.)

If you have any suggestions, post them below.

1 comment:

Bawb said...

Put on a Border Patrol hat and raid jacket, walk into a crowded Emergency Room in El Paso, Texas, see how fast the place empties out.