Only two days until April Fool's Day. If you're out of ideas for practical jokes, here's a few suggestions:
- Try on clothes at Wal-Mart. When you leave the changing booth, politely inform the attendant that it is out of toilet paper.
- Call the McCain campaign and say that you're a conservative and you're very excited about supporting him.
- Egg a henhouse. Observe to see if the irony is lost on the chickens.
- Call your local convenience store and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can. If they say no, threaten to firebomb the building.
- Schedule a visit with a military recruiter. Show up wearing a turban and white robes, then skip in the door holding hands with a same-sex friend. (Warning: This joke may backfire and they might sign you up.)
If you have any suggestions, post them below.
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Put on a Border Patrol hat and raid jacket, walk into a crowded Emergency Room in El Paso, Texas, see how fast the place empties out.
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