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Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Bear Spray Versus Firearms

 NOTE: I had to recycle this article, somewhat modified, because it's one of my pet peeves and an endlessly regurgitated Big Lie from the Left that I'm sick and tired of hearing. 

 

When it comes to protecting myself against bears, I personally prefer firearms. I’m not against pepper spray, mind you, which has indeed proven effective on a great many occasions. For people completely unfamiliar with firearms, pepper spray is a sound and effective choice. It certainly offers a great deal more safety and security recreating in grizzly country than waltzing around completely unarmed.

          I do believe, however, that all of the supposedly empirical “proof” of its effectiveness has been grossly distorted and highly over-rated to the point that it gives people a dangerous false sense of security.

            Some time ago, I ran across an on-line gun article which said, “Alternatively, 97% of bears are stopped with a 9oz. can of bear spray. Yep, I said it, bear spray. Comparing the percentages, a firearm should actually be carried as a second line of defense should the bear spray prove ineffective…I am a believer in math, so ‘I know’ that statistically the odds of survival will favor me should I choose the Bear Spray.”

Similarly, the United States Fish & Wildlife Service puts out a “Fact Sheet” entitled Bear Spray vs. Bullets. It makes such claims as, “…persons encountering grizzlies and defending themselves with firearms suffer injury about 50% of the time.” And, “…a person’s chance of incurring serious injury from a charging grizzly doubles when bullets are fired versus when bear spray is used.”

A recent letter to Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks’ Montana Outdoors magazine again repeated the famous 97% effectiveness claim on pepper spray, but upped to ante on firearms to you having a 57% chance of getting killed or mauled when using one as defense against bears.

If such was actually the case, the white man never would have made it west of the Mississippi and the Lewis and Clark Expedition would have suffered 100% casualties before they got to Great Falls.

Well, the advocates cannot possibly be wrong, since they have science and math to prove it, right? As the old saying goes, “Figures don’t lie.” That rather depends on the numbers, how they were garnered, and by whom. There are other old adages which are also apropos, such as, “Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.” And my personal favorite: “Torture numbers and they will confess to anything.”

          Although the pepper spray advocates always say studies or even numerous studies prove the effectiveness of bear spray, when you seek out this plethora of studies (plural) they pretty much boil down into a single study (singular) that has appeared in a couple of different forms. The 2012 study that started it all was researched primarily by BYU professor Tom Smith and author Stephen Herrero and published in the Journal of Wildlife Management under the title of “Efficacy of Bear Deterrent Spray in Alaska.”

          Mankind has been taking out bears with “modern” firearms (loosely defined as ones using self-contained cartridge ammunition) for about a hundred and fifty years, but pepper spray is a comparatively new invention. In wide-spread use for only a couple of decades, it is naturally more difficult to find and compile incidents in which bear spray has been used.

The authors found 72 cases of pepper spray use to include in the study. It is interesting to note that out of these 72 cases, 30% involved government personnel engaged in “bear management activities”, only 25 of the bears were considered aggressive, and just 10 cases involved actual bear charges and/or attacks. The majority dealt with curious or non-aggressive bears. On the other hand, 100% of the 197 bear vs. gun incidents chosen for the study involved aggressive bears and actual bear charges and attacks.

          Consider that the researchers found fewer than 200 incidents of bear attacks involving guns in Alaska over a 126-year period to counter-balance the pepper spray accounts. Nor were these incidents random samples; they were deliberately, carefully, and selectively cherry-picked.

A little digging found a 1999 study conducted by the Alaska Department of Fish & Game (Miller & Tutterrow) entitled Characteristics of Nonsport Mortalities to Brown and Black Bears and Human Injuries From Bears in Alaska. This study documented 2,289 cases within the State of Alaska of people using firearms to defend themselves and/or their property against bears during the period from 1970 to 1996. In this study, fewer than 2% of the incidents involved injuries to humans. One summary noted, “Most of the people shooting brown or black bears in DLP (Defense of Life or Property) circumstances indicated that no human injury occurred (98.5% for brown bears and 99.2% for black bears).”

Percentage-wise, that comes to only 1.15% of those who used firearms against bears being injured. That’s a helluva long way from the Federales’ “Fact Sheet” claim that you stand a 50-50 chance of injury or death by shooting a grizzly bear in self-defense.

It is also interesting to note that the Alaskan state researchers uncovered well over two thousand documented cases of DLPs over a period of just 26 years; that averages out to 88 attacks per year. Apply that average over a 126-year period and you could potentially have as many as 11,088 bear attacks to study. Examining 72 of those cases amounts to a statistical sampling of 0.65% which, no matter how I try to stretch it, seems to fall a tad bit short of proving anything with 97% certainty.

It was, however, personal experience that led to my own loss of faith in pepper spray. In the US Forest Circus, Department of Aggravation, we used to be required to take a yearly 4-hour block of instruction on the use of pepper spray in order to be “qualified” to carry it for protection in bear country. I recall most clearly the training session taught by a lady biologist. Pepper spray was much more effective than a firearm, she began, because an ex-boyfriend had taken her out shooting once and she wasn’t able to hit anything, thus proving that guns are ineffective. Since this was undoubtedly true from her personal perspective, I was willing to let that slide.

Other information during the training also made me go hhhmmmm. While the instructor claimed that pepper spray was indeed “proven” effective against bears (this occurred prior to the Smith-Herrero study), she admitted that it might not necessarily work against large felines, or canines, and legally could not be used as protection against two-legged varmints.

          When we went outside for the practical demonstration of pepper spray, the class became truly enlightening. The instructor unlimbered the canister of pepper spray which she personally carried on duty in the woods and let fly. Only a small bit of liquid substance oozed rather sluggishly out of the nozzle and dribbled down her fingers. She washed her hands thoroughly, broke out a brand-new can of pepper spray still in the plastic wrapper, and took another poke at it. This can sprayed for somewhere close to a good half a second before it just up and quit entirely. But the third can, also brand-new in the wrap, worked as advertised, spraying out in a fan-shaped pattern and thus “proving” its superiority.

          I, of course, had a huge problem with the whole one-in-three functionality rate. That did not inspire much confidence. I sure as hell wouldn’t advocate carrying a revolver if I could only count on two out of six cartridges actually going off when I dropped the hammer.

There was no wind that particular day, either. Knowing my luck, I always figured that if I ever had to use pepper spray it would be at the exact moment I was facing into a 40-mph headwind. Dispersion and/or blow-back due to wind can and does occur when using pepper spray, but I have yet to have a hardcast 300-grain .44 Magnum slug blow back on me in the breeze.

Lastly, I personally used USFS-approved capsaicin-based pepper spray in an attempt to haze a problem black bear out of a campground. On my first attempt, I sprayed the bear in the face out the truck window at a distance of 20-25 feet. This failed to impress the bear in question, a 2- or 3-year-old blackie that probably wouldn’t have weighed more than 150 pounds soaking wet. After being sprayed in the face, he snorted, shook his head vigorously, and ambled away in a leisurely fashion further into the campground. I headed him off at the pass and gave him another dose of pepper spray at similar range. This time he made a couple of sneezing noises, rubbed at his face and eyes irritably with a paw, then looked straight at me and growled. With a final snort he continued on his way, back into the campground, in no big hurry. A third application was mostly scattered by the wind, but the bear finally felt harassed enough to stroll unhurriedly off into the woods for the moment. He was back raiding the campground within the hour.

          If I were an academic, I could cherry pick my own personal statistics and author a study “proving” that pepper spray has a 66% failure-to-fire rate and has been proven in the field to be 100% ineffective against black bears.

          I am making no such ludicrous claims. Even I readily admit that such a small sampling is essentially worthless for the purposes of statistical proof. Why, that would be as ridiculous as, say, specifically cherry-picking a mere 0.65% of bear attacks spread out over a century and a quarter and claiming 97% efficiency.

          I’m not saying, nor do I believe, that pepper spray is worthless or ineffective. It is a viable and valuable option that can greatly increase your personal safety in case of a bear attack. It can work quite effectively and has most certainly been used successfully on a great many occasions over the past couple of decades. It has saved lives, both human and ursine. Especially for people who don’t know anything about guns, it is an obvious choice. Pepper spray certainly beats the hell out of walking around the woods completely defenseless.

          I am saying that, mainly for political reasons, the powers-that-be have intentionally and grossly over-stated the true effectiveness of pepper spray while deliberately denigrating the use of firearms.

          As Mark Twain wrote in his autobiography, “Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: ‘There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.’"

 

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

ANGUS ANGST

Yes, our dear friends at PETA, aka Looney Tunes Central, have come up with yet another pressing issue we should all be concerned about...roadside memorials for dead cows.

Chicago - An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle that died when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants to buy the markers, one in suburban Chicago and one northwest of Peoria. PETA's request to the Illinois Department of Transportation says the signs would pay tribute to the more than 20 head of cattle killed as a result of negligent driving in Illinois this year.


That's right folks. Cows. The hell with all the people who died on those same roads. They don't count for shit in the world of PETA. Soon, they'll probably introduce legislation for seat belts in stock trailers. It's for the calves!

Out west here, where a being vegetarian means you eat only grass-fed beef, the various kook organizations are trying to get rid of the white crosses (Indian Exits) along the road which commemorate where people have died in fatal traffic accidents. Maybe in their place they could put up markers for all the deer, elk, antelope, etc which have become road pizza over the years. It would look like a picket fence.

We here at das blog are also deeply concerned about this bovine bloodbath, so I have submitted these architectural designs to commemorate the Hereford holocaust.



Dang, all this is making me hungry. I think I'll go get a burger.

Thursday, September 08, 2011

WHERE DO FISH COME FROM? YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.

I saw the story of this incredibly shallow buffoon, DAVID COPP, over at Angry's and I just had to pass the tale along so that this horse's ass can be properly ridiculed and mocked around the globe.

It seems Mr. (and I use the term lightly) Copp took his children on vacation to a seaside British fishing village where they horrified when unexpectedly exposed to...fishing and fish. Copp and the kiddies apparently found this "disgusting" and it left them all "greatly distressed." When the harbor master refused his kiss his ass over his tender sensibilities, he went to the local newspaper to snivel some more. I believe he was quoted as saying, "WAAHHH! My pussy hurts!"

But just so the Brits don't think they have a monopoly on clueless morons, here's one of my favorite letters-to-the-editors from a (surprise!) San Francisco newspaper.


And these people drive and vote! We are doomed.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Field of Blinkard Idiots


As I've written before, visiting the "Field of Dreams" movie site is one thing every Iowan should do before they croak. But now the baseball diamond/cornfield from the iconic film is up for sell. There's about 5.4 million reasons why this farmboy won't be buying it.

According to the Cedar Rapids Gazette's Todd Dorman, neither Kevin Costner nor Ray Liotta will be buying the tourist attraction either. One group that is interested in leasing the property are the nuts over at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Apparently they want to turn it into a "pig empathy display," some type of holocaust museum for pigs, drawing attention to the "cruel treatment" of future pork chops here in Iowa, the nation's top pork producer.

Here's the email that the PETA nuts sent to the landowners selling the farm. [My responses are in brackets.]:

Dear Mr. and Ms. Lansing,

I am writing on behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters—including thousands across Iowa. We have an idea to put the iconic “Field of Dreams” to good use while you await a final sale. We would like to offer to rent this landmark to build the temporary “Field of Nightmares: Pig Empathy Display,” [A "Pig Empathy Display!" Do you people have lives?] which would encourage nearby pork producers to stop cheating pigs out of a happy life. [As farm owners themselves, I'm sure the Lansings will sure want to tick off all their farming neighbors with this.]

Pigs get a worse rap than Shoeless Joe. [But they're not nearly as handsome as Ray Liotta.] As the nation’s number one pork-producing state, [Which assures that your display here will go over like a turd in the punchbowl at a Sunday school picnic.] Iowa has factory farms that are truly a “Field of Nightmares” for pigs, who live in filth [Then tell them to clean up after themselves!] and often have their tails, teeth, and testicles cut off without any pain relief. [I'm amazed that a group primarily comprised of liberals who applaud it when an unborn child gets his or her skull slit open and their brains vacuumed out, suddenly get "concerned" when a piggy gets its tail cut off. By the way, the reason farmers cut pigs tails off is because these "noble swine" that you love so much will chew off and eat each others tails. Perhaps getting it cut off quickly with a sharp knife is the more humane option?] After a lifetime of suffering, the first time that many pigs breathe fresh air is the day that they are forced onto a transport truck and taken to the slaughterhouse, where some pigs have their throats cut while they are still conscious. [I.e. Obama's plan for all future generations of Americans.]

We’d like to educate the 65,000 tourists who come each year to the Field of Dreams [You really think that many will still show up for your damned pig thing?] about how pigs feel pain and fear just as we do and are just as smart as 3-year-old humans [or adult PETA members]. Guests can “pig out” on delicious faux-pork “riblets” (made from healthy plant protein), [Why eat that crap when you can eat the real thing? If God didn't want us to eat pigs, why'd he make them taste so good?] and youngsters will enjoy free animal-friendly stickers and coloring books. [Shoeless Joe: "Is this California?" Ray Kinsella: "No, it's Iowa."] Our multimedia display will leave visitors enlightened and empowered, knowing that they can stop the abuse of these intelligent [compared to yourself], friendly animals simply by leaving pork off their plates.

We hope that you’ll consider our offer to make the Field of Dreams a roadside attraction that offers tourists a new kind of food for thought. [If you build it, they will leave.] Please contact me so that we can begin the planning process. [Just call 1-800-MOONBAT] Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President [of PETA]


While I highly doubt these folks will lease the ball field to the boneheads at PETA, if they do it should be quite a show. I hope the local pork producers set up their own display, then people can choose between "plant protein 'riblets'" and hand-wringing or real pork ribs and tummy-patting. I know what line I'll be in.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

THE MIND(?) OF CASS SUNSTEIN

You just can't make this wacko stuff up, folks.







Here's a little more for the too-bizarre-to-be-made-up category. Cass Sunstein (named after Mamma Cass? Could be.) is the Obama White house Administrator of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (aka Csar #1,239), a title vague enough for him to poke his little rat nose into just about anything. Obama and the O-bots call him a "legal scholar". People with functioning brains refer to him as "flat-out batshit crazy nutcase wacko".

Shall we take a look at what our "legal scholar" believes in? Well, for starters there's animal rights, in the radical form seen above in the PETA propaganda posters. Sunstein compares farming & ranching livestock to “a form of unconscionable barbarity not the same as, but in many ways morally akin to, slavery and mass extermination of human beings.” and wants an immediate ban of all hunting. Fishing is in line to be thrown on the chopping block, too. OF COURSE, trapping is the epitome of evil itself. A vegetarian, or vegan, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, Cass wants to force all the rest of us, via government regulation, to quit eating meat as well.

He also believes that dogs are smarter than human babies and that animals have the legal "right" to sue and be represented by attorneys in a court of law. I'm thumbing through the Constitution right now and I sure can't find that "right". Quite the "legal scholar", eh. Interpreting the law apparently means just making up any ol' thing you please out of thin air. If it weren't for the Obama Administration and the Leftist press lapdogs, this clown would probably be in a padded room somewhere eating crayons.

But wait, there's more!! Jumping on the ever popular Obama Marxist "redistribution of wealth" band wagon, Cass wants to redistribute the wealth of the United States to every little dirtbag country around the world. Like that hasn't been happening for decades, anyway. It goes without saying that he's a Global Warming/Al Gore worshipper and so anti-Second Amendment that the mere sight of a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun would make him flee from the room screaming like a school girl.

Mr. Bigshot Legal Scholar also apparently wants to do away with the Supreme Court, as well."There is no reason to believe that in the face of statutory ambiguity, the meaning of federal law should be settled by the inclinations and predispositions of federal judges. The outcome should instead depend on the commitments and beliefs of the President and those who operate under him," argued Sunstein.
If that kind of government isn't intrusive enough, Mr. Sunstein also thinks your body belongs to Big Brother. If Obama's death panels don't get you, Cass is coming after your internal organs, whether you're dead or alive. In some crazy book he wrote, Sunstein called this "routine removal," and posited that "the state owns the rights to body parts of people who are dead or in certain hopeless conditions, and it can remove their organs without asking anyone's permission."

Just guessing here, but I don't think ol' Mama Cass is a Constitutionalist, Libertarian, or Christian. In fact, I don't believe he's ever read the Constitution. I'm telling you, folks, you just can't make this garbage up. This administration and its bizarre hangers-on are just plain nuts.

As for this Constitutionalist carnivore, it's opening day of the general hunting season here in Montana so, in honor of Mr. Sunstein, I think I'll go out and blast Bambi with a .30-06 and then feast on delicious backstrap butterfly venison steaks so rare and bloody that a good veterinarian could bring the critter back. Bite this, Cass.