With the Federal government rampantly out of control and using the Constitution as toilet paper, finally, there are some flickers of the former spirit of America starting to kindle into flame. States are re-reading the 10th Amendment, and sheriffs are realizing their own authority within their counties. In no place is this more apparent than in Arizona, formerly Occupied Azaltan, where the ineptitude and failure of the Feds have finally forced the people to stand up and cry, “Enough!”
First was “controversial” Sheriff Joe Arpaio, of Phoenix. “Controversial” is Newspeak for, “Doing what the people and not the liberal ruling elite want.” President Obama gets anti-American books from tin pot South American dictators; Joe Arpaio gets a price on his head from Mexican drug cartels. I think this speaks volumes about who’s being more effective. That’s right folks, the drug cartels have allegedly put a $1,000,000 bounty on Arpaio.
Attorney Lance Corporal Eric “Heinrich” Holder was quick to respond: “We’ll top that offer! We’ll double it! Two million! Unfortunately, we’ll have to pay in GM stocks. Bring me the head of Joe Arpaio!”
(Maybe they wouldn't have to pay in GM stock if they didn’t have to spend so much money on illegals.)
Upon hearing of the Arizona and Maricopa County crackdown on illegals, and seeing how popular it was amongst the American people, John McCain quickly poked his head out of his weasel burrow to squeak, “Me too! Me too!” only to be kicked repeatedly in the head by the cowboy boots of several Arizona deputy sheriffs.
Speaking of sheriffs, Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu has also had about enough BS from the feds.
“What’s very troubling is the fact that at a time when we in law enforcement and our state need help from the federal government, instead of sending help they put up billboard-size signs warning our citizens to stay out of the desert in my county because of dangerous drug and human smuggling and weapons and bandits and all these other things and then, behind that, they drag us into court with the ACLU,” Babeu said.
“Our own government has become our enemy and is taking us to court at a time when we need help,” Babeu said.
The Obama Administration responded quickly. “We are not the enemy. YOU, the American people, are! To ensure the safety of the Undocumented Democratic Voters coming to our country to enable the proper authorities to remain in office, we’re going to post more billboards and close all southern Arizona National Forests, National Parks, National Monuments, military reservations, and BLM land to the American public and local law enforcement authorities. And if you call us the enemy again, we’ll start dropping JDAMs on your ass!”
Then, someone who actually read the Constitution noticed Article I, Section 10 of the U.S. Constitution, which says: "No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay."
With an estimated 500,000 illegal aliens in the state of Arizona, that means a force larger than the armies fielded by Afghanistan, Germany, Iraq, or Great Britain; actually the equivalent of the 10th largest army in the world. And that’s just one state. Sounds like an invasion to me. As for imminent danger, ask rancher Robert Krentz, or any of these folks. Unfortunately, they won’t be able to answer as they’re dead at the hands of illegals.
The Obama regime responded, “That’s why we need Supreme Court justices like liberal sock puppet Sonia Sotomayor and the utterly unqualified Elena (My God, she really does look like Kevin James in drag) Kagan. Completely beholden to us for their phoney baloney positions, they can be counted upon to ‘interpret’ the Constitution the way we want it interpreted. We can’t let silly old things like the law of the land to interfere with our Utopian Socialist progress.”
In a very interesting response to the invasion and imminent Danger being ignored be the feds, Arizona state Senator Jack Harper has introduced SB1132, to establish an Arizona State Civil Guard that would be a separate entity from the National Guard. He wants to call it, in a twist of bittersweet irony, the “Homeland Security Force”.
The House of Representatives Pet Imbecile Nancy Pelosi also called a press conference in which she strongly condemned the measure in her usual intellectual manner. “Racist! Bigot! Nazi! Homopho….Ooooo. Look at the pretty butterfly! La-la-la-la-la-la.”
Wayne "Benedict" LaPierre of the NRA also poked his head out of their weasel burrow to protest that there was no specific exemption for their lobbyists, but he was kicked repeatedly in the head by the combat boots of the swarms of volunteers rushing to enlist in the state militia.
We may get some of that "Change" the campaigning buffoon promised after all, just not the kind he wanted.
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