Saturday, July 30, 2011

THE APOCALYPTIC FUTURE THAT AWAITS IF WE FAIL TO RAISE THE DEBT LIMIT



Thanks to Stranded for catching this gem.

Mr. Satire himself, Iowahawk, warns us of the disasters looming ahead if we don't raise the debt ceiling. Some examples...

Beltway policy experts begin living by own wits; after 45 minutes there are no survivors.

Breadlines teeming with jobless Outreach Coordinators, Diversity Liaisons, and Sustainability Facilitators.

General Motors unfairly forced to build cars that people want, for a profit.

Sesame Street descends into Mad Maxian anarchy; Oscar the Grouch fashions shivs out the letter J and the number .

No longer protected by government warning labels, massive wave of amputations from people sticking limbs into lawn mowers.

At-risk Mexican drug lords forced to buy own machine guns.

Potential 5-year old terrorists head to boarding gates ungroped.

Without college loan program, America loses an entire generation of Marxist Dance Theorists.

President Obama places tarp over Washington Monument to conceal from Chinese repo men.

Nation's freeway exits crowded with desperate bureaucrats waving 'will regulate for food' signs.

Oh, the horror! The HORROR!

1 comment:

strandediniowa said...

Iowahawk is good isn't he.