Saturday, January 23, 2016


Just one of those endlessly forwarded email jokes, but worth a chuckle...

Home Security--Safe and Secure

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door;

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch;

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
             Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in the center of the yard....
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer..... and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

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