Thursday, March 19, 2020

A LOOK AT MEDIA BIAS FROM ANOTHER ANGLE


I recently learned a valuable lesson about how the Left can effectively censor anything they don’t like on social media.
            For example, I could say that the economy under Obama was shit because the GDP was down to 1.5%, we lost more than 300,000 manufacturing jobs, had the lowest home ownership in 51 years, he added more to the national debt than all other previous presidents combined, we had the lowest labor participation rate since the 1970’s, and Obama Care wound up costing the average family 43% more for their healthcare coverage.
            Immediately, some self-proclaimed neutral third-party fact checker would immediately argue my whole premise was false because, by their figures, health care costs only went up 42.8%. Then, in the name of fairness, Facebook would censor the whole thing because, hey, we can't let that whole Freedom of Speech thing apply to just anyone.
            Really, I should have known better than to expect anything else. Perhaps you may remember when Obama said, “If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period. If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan, period.” Then Obama Care passed and millions of people lost the doctor and health care plan they wanted to keep.
            If anyone dared to even mention that annoying little fact, they were immediately blasted by the Leftist establishments. “You moron! When he said you could keep your doctor and plan, period, he obviously didn’t actually mean that you could keep your doctor and plan, period. It was supposed to be a semi-colon. And if you even dare to insinuate he was less than truthful in any way, we shall forever publicly brand you an evil knee-jerk reactionary racist bigot.”
            So, having learned that valuable lesson, for today’s rant I will refrain from using any actual numbers or direct quotes. Instead, I’ll take a page from their playbook and use only vague generalities like, “The economy really went to shit.”
            At any rate, we’re going to compare some economic happenings during the Obama administration to some economic happenings during the Trump Administration and see if the media might possibly have shown just a tad bit of bias in how they reported these happenings.

OBAMA
            The economy really goes to shit.
            MSM response: Happy, happy! Joy, joy!

            The economy gets even shittier.
            MSM response: Don’t worry! Be happy!

            The economy continues to swirl down the crapper.
            MSM response: The word “recession” has officially been banned from the English language.

            The economy gets so bad domestic animals are aware of it.
            MSM response: It’s Bush’s fault!

            The economic elephant in the room gets so big no one can pretend not to notice it any longer.
            MSM response: Take heart, o yea of little faith! The Great & Powerful O has a brilliant Stimulus Plan that will fix everything!

            Stimulus Plan fails.
            MSM response: Be patient. It will kick in any time now!

            Stimulus Plan reached Epic Fail status.
            MSM response: Green shoots! Recovery just a wee tad bit slower than predicted, but starting to pick up.

            Stimulus Plan becomes such a joke that aliens from the Planet Zoognud IV begin orbiting earth to watch what they think is a brilliant satirical comedy.
            MSM response: It’s still Bush’s fault!

            Entire economic situation grows even bleaker.
            MSM response: Really, there’s nothing a president can do about the economy. It’s beyond his power to influence such things. You can’t put it on him or his policies!

            Pigeons in Central Park lose their jobs.
            MSM response. It’s the new norm. It’s the way of the world. Suck it up.

TRUMP
            Trump is elected.
            MSM response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it! We are all doomed! DOOMED!

            Jobs grow, unemployment goes down.
            MSM response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it! We are all doomed! DOOMED!

            Longest bull market in American history.
            MSM response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it! We are all doomed! DOOMED!

            Wages grow fastest in low-wage industries.
            MSM response: AAAIIIEEE! Trump is Hitler! It’s the end of the world as we know it! We are all doomed! DOOMED!

            Economy becomes so good not even the MSM can deny it any longer.
            MSM response: Hallelujah! Obama’s Stimulus Plan is kicking it! 

            The economy…

            SMASHING NOISES and GUNFIRE as Net Neutrality Task Force SWAT team storms my house.

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