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Ol' Doc Paul's homegrown remedy works to restore the Constitution to its original, healthy condition. A strong dose of constitutional principle has been known to
Cure:
Depression (and recession)
Bloating of Government
Shrinkage of Paychecks
Ruptured Borders
Swelling of Political Egos
Emptiness of Gun Cabinets
Apathy
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"Nanny Obama's Big Government Cure-all"
or
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