Friday, May 02, 2008


'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' -- Barack Hussein Obama

That one is actually true. For a couple I just made up...

"Damn, my broom won't start."--Hillary

"Can we print these ballots in Spanish?" Senator Juan McCain


Anonymous said...

The quote you attribute to Obama is bogus. You should check these things before posting them. Read this:

Bawb said...

We will immediately hire a large and cumbersome fact-checking staff whom we will keep on duty 'round the clock. After all, it's not as if we were merely some smart-ass blog; we are Sir Winston Churchill's A History of the English-Speaking Peoples. Whoops, another error. We ARE merely a smart-ass blog. My bad.