Saturday, March 21, 2009

GURU AL & THE MOONIES OF GLOBAL WARMING

Some of us here can still remember something call the 70’s. In the late 70’s, early 80’s there was a “consensus” of “scientific experts” who foretold our doom in the form of a new Ice Age. It was on the cover of Time & Newsweak. School children, such as myself, were indoctrinated with this tripe. “The sky is falling! The sky is falling!”

As it turned out, the New Ice Age was highly over-rated. I didn’t see a single glacier or mammoth. All the hoopla, media hacks, and “experts” quietly slunk away.

But then came Albert Gore, Jr, aka the Goracle. Al wanted so badly to be important, to have power and influence, to be looked up to. Problem was, he was a big weenie. He had to have some kind of gimmick. He found it in Global Warming.

It was such an important issue, the Clinton Regime immediately set out to prove it, by silencing any dissent. During the Clinton-Gore years, any scientific research supported by government funding or grants that did not find “truth" in favor of Global Whining immediately had all its funds cut. Voila, a consensus!

When a worldwide study of scientists concluded we didn’t have the data or knowledge to prove any of this hooey, US politicians and media hacks re-wrote the bazillion page report into a page-long synopsis that basically said, “AAAAIIEEEE! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! UNLESS, OF COURSE, ALGORE SAVES US!”

Then we had to put up with Owl Gore’s Inconvenient BS and a Nobel “Fellow Liberals Stroking Each Other” Prize and all the media hype and a fanatical religion of lefties who found and fell in love with a false prophet to worship. At least until Obama came along. In Kalifornia, the Granola State (it’s full of fruits, flakes, and nuts), the Goracle’s silly alarmist book even replaced the Bible in hotel rooms.

The facade is at last beginning to slip. When the British education system, which is arguably even more pathetic than ours, tried to indoctrinate their young skulls full of mush with the Goracle’s mockumentary, a judge stepped in and made the “educators” also point out the nine most egregious “un-truths” of the movie.

More and more, everywhere from NASA on down, “scientists” have been caught manipulating, altering, and out-right falsifying data to make their case for global warming. “It’s such an important issue, we must fake stuff to draw attention to it!” This guy is just one of many caught with his hand in the Goracle cookie jar.

In Europe, even the politicians are waking up and calling a spade a spade. The Irish and the Czechs are speaking out. Polls in Great Britain now show the pendulum swinging past 50% for those who are becoming non-believers vs. those who still worship and blindly flagellate themselves and their neighbors at the Temple of Gore. Down Under, the Aussies are chiming in too.

Lastly, an ever-growing number of scientists are daring to speak out against the hoax. John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel, is leading the charge of honest scientists (he claims 30,000) and, of course, getting almost zero press coverage from the Lamestream Press. They have almost as much vested interest in a good manufactured crisis as the politicians do.

Coleman and crew are not alone. Part of a U.S. Senate Minority Report found more heretics. Here's the whole story, of which this is an excerpt.

More Than 650 International Scientists Dissent Over Man-Made Global Warming Claims Over 650 dissenting scientists from around the globe challenged man-made global warming claims made by the United Nations Intergovernemntal Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and former Vice President Al Gore. This new 231-page U.S. Senate Minority Report report -- updated from 2007’s groundbreaking report of over 400 scientists who voiced skepticism about the so-called global warming “consensus” -- features the skeptical voices of over 650 prominent international scientists, including many current and former UN IPCC scientists, who have now turned against the UN IPCC.

Even the late great novelist Michael “Jurassic Park” Crichton, known for the meticulous research that went into his books, looked into the global whining debate and exposed the “evidence” for what is really is. Pick up a copy of State of Fear, it’s really worth the read. Especially when the idiot character who’s supposed to be Martin Sheen gets eaten by the jungle cannibals. HAHAHA!

We could link to such “overlooked” stories all day. Of course, it would make no difference to the addicts of liberal environmental wacko orthodoxy, many of whom probably still think Piltdown Man was real. "Eyes they have, but they do not see; They have ears, but they do not hear."

As Agent Mulder would say, however, “The truth is out there.” Some folks out on the street are even now getting to see it, thanks to “alternate media” breaking the Ministry of Truth’s monopoly of propaganda and indoctrination. Under scrutiny, the canons of the Cult of Gore don’t hold up, but none of the jihadists are willing to scrutinize their own dogma.

It almost makes me want to break out the parkas and go club some baby seals just to really annoy them!

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