Sunday, March 15, 2009


WASHINGTON — The Obama Regime and Demoncrats in Congress have proudly announced, “We plan to inflict upon the American people the largest middle-class tax increase in history!”

Whoops. No, wait. That was what it was called during the presidential campaign when Juan McCain proposed the idea of taxing health care benefits. And that was with Juan at least offering we the people a $5000 tax credit to let us keep a wee bit of our own money.

Now that the Dems have been spending trillions like drunken sailors, pissing away money we don’t have, and sky-rocketing the already atrocious debt, they have finally started to think that maybe there might have to be some funds to pay for all their shenanigans. Suddenly, McCain’s greedy evil plot is now a wonderful, viable, needed pogrom, er, I mean program.

Much to my disgust and contempt, Montana’s senior senator Max Baucus is leading the charge to punish the few who are still employed and still have health care in order to pay for massive wasteful useless government spending programs dreamed up by Max and his congressional cronies. By a strange coincidence, all Congresscritters just happen to be exempt from paying Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and all other taxes while they “serve” us.

Max said, "Everybody's got to share together in the solution." Except, of course, for the assinine government officials who caused the mess.

Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) babbled, "I think it's extremely important from a credibility standpoint to show the American people that you're making savings in the enormous sums now being spent on health care before you go out and ask them for billions of dollars more."

I could spend all day on that statement. (A) You corrput sleazebags have no credibilty anymore. (B) "raising our taxes" is not "making savings". (C) You don't ask for billions of dollars, you just take it.

Let's say you don’t want to play along with the crooked scams of the new regime. Prepare to be attacked and demonized. Just ask South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. He decided to have his state“just say no” to wasteful pointless “stimulus” money with all the little federal strings attached to it, and now he is on the poopoo list of the Obama Regime.

According to this politico story…Sanford communications director Joel Sawyer responds: "Governor Sanford continues to believe that problems created by too much debt will never be solved by more debt. It's time to put the partisan politics aside and for people who supported this stimulus legislation to start shooting straight with taxpayers on who is paying the bill for all of this spending. This so-called 'stimulus' represents a federal predatory loan, the cost of which will be borne by future generations who will never have a chance to vote from office the very people who are saddling them with unprecedented spending and guaranteed future tax increases."

The DNC responded with paid TV attack ads trying to demonize Sanford. They eloquently defended the strong merits, integrity, and importance of their “stimulus” packages thus: “Sanford sucks! He is a big poopoo head! He won’t play nice! We’re gonna dump sand down his pants out in the sandbox!”

In reality, the DNC ad ends a little more ominously, “If he wants to use the jobs and recovery plan to posture, we're going make him pay a price." Sanford has reportedly bought a waterproof pillow as he was also told he would enjoy “sleeping with the fishes.”

If all this isn’t enough, now any of us who dare to even think bad thoughts about Big Brother or presume to favor a third political party over the entrenched corrupt "Big Two" are at best militia men and at worst domestic terrorists. Below is part of a bulletin distributed to some law enforcement agencies in Missouri on “dangers” to look for. What should police officers keep a wary eye out for to identify Nazi kooks who are gonna leap out of their cars tossing potato mashers and firing Schmeissers?

From the bulletin: “Militia members most commonly associate with 3rd party political groups. It is not uncommon for militia members to display Constitutional party, Campaign for Liberty, or Libertarian material. These members are usually supporters of former Presidential Candidate: Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, and Bob Barr.”

Attorney General Eric “Heinrich” Holder added, “Soon, we will require all parties who meet these criteria to wear armbands so that they may be readily identified. We’re not sure what to put on the armband yet; the six-sided star has already been used. But we’ll think of something. Maybe a little picture of the Constitution with that big red 'Ghostbusters' X through it.”

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